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'Martial Arts 'vs' Sex'

I'm sure you've noticed by now that I am not using any names, identifying styles or individual clubs and associations. I'm not out to assassinate anybody, but I've had a few subtle inquires to whom I was referring to. Usually unless it's a one off unmistakable incident, it is proving to be the norm that everyone else guesses who it is except the individual in question. Whether or not at times that individual is myself, well I'm certainly not going to admit that am I, at least not all the time. Moving smugly on, I had this pal who wasn't the smartest person on the planet. He had got so involved in his training as you do, that his wife had become a 'gym widow', a common enough phenomena in all sports not just the martial arts. However, even when this chap wasn't training he would sit on the end of the bed and watch countless martial action movies and well worn copies of the David Carradine 'Kung Fu' series. His wife just one step short of needing counseling, decided the only way she was going to reclaim her husband and save her marriage, attempted to use her feminine wiles to woo back his interest. Dressed in a beautifully seductive lingerie she stood before him an absolute vision of loveliness. The problem was she also stood in front of the tv set. His problems began, bearing in mind I did say that he wasn't that bright, to put it mildly, when he failed to notice her attire and amorous advances and although politely, asked her to move to one side as she was blocking his view of the set. I couldn't possibly write down what she said and hope for it to be published, but needless to say she was quite animated and the videos remote control is somewhere at the bottom of the fish pond. And the moral of this little but all to familiar tale, train hard, enjoy it but never lose sight of the fact that there's a lot more to life then training and as they say, 'you never know what you have got until it's gone'. A very useful tip!.

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